Wanna friend me?

Uh no.

Jennifer noted how an old friend of hers was now on Facebook, her and 175 million others, and how she'd just posted some old soccer pics of the 2 from 5th grade.

"So, do you want to be on Facebook," I asked, figuring that the permissions might make it past Gary's sniff test.

"Why would I want that," she said. "Devi is the only on Facebook."

"I could friend you," I said, trying to be helpful.

"Why would I want to chat with you?"

Okay, never mind.