After they put together the sexual organs, the class moved on today to who was the strongest -men or women.
It seems the teacher told the girls next time the guy bragged that he was big and tough, point to the area of the uterus and note that that's considered one of the strongest muscles in the body.
Apprently this health class conversation continued at the local coffee shop after school, where J decided to torture her b-friend with pictures and articles from "Glamour."
There were articles on sexual disfunction, and wild sexual poses, which J of course had to describe in detail to her best friend and her long suffering boyfriend.
"You didn't do this out loud did you," I squeaked. "The owner will kick you out!"
Okay, okay mom, we'll keep it down next time.
I"ll have to quickly buy a $50 punch card at the coffee store to make sure there is a next time.
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